I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
