i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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