we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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