Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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