You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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