the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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