we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I need water and some morals
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