areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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