Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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