I love black thongs
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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