Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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