Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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