What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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