some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Barsexuality is the new black.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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