Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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