at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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