this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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