Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
