turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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