i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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