morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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