At least make sure they are 18
Why
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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