I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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