i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
