Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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