I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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