Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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