drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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