New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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