she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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