No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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