You just made me feel so damn special
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He did a backflip because drugs
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