She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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