Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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