another moral hangover. fuck.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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