He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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