Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
