girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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