what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
