I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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