I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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