I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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