I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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