no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
