There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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