It's like God shit irony all over that family
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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