question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The police scanner is talking about you again....
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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