As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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