Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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