Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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