break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize
